Category Archives: bow-legged

Jelly Legs

These low pants- I thought they would be so over by now. No self-respecting thug can conduct any gansta’ business with his pants buckled around his knees. How can anyone respect this? You all walk like old lady penguins. I remember when we used to make faces when we were kids and our moms said, “what if it freezes that way?” Well what if your legs freeze in that bowlegged position? What if your bones are already storing up damage to haunt you in your senior years? Somebody needs to start a new style – be creative, but make some sense. Don’t be so mean to yourselves.